seselapod:

dingoinnuendo:

GRANDMA WANTED ME TO TELL YOU SHES MAKING STEW TONIGHT

FUCK YEAH

miraongchua:

haru

orlandobloomers:

me: stop being racist please

family:  listen… liberal hippie trash ….u dont know anything abotu the world….

doodleedoos:

i rewatched kiki’s delivery service the other day and got really sad about leaving home and going to college and all those sorts of things i’m a big sappy nerd

gaikudo:

gaikudo:

WHAT’S A CUTE GIRLS NAME?

image

flymyass:

person: whats your major?

me: EXTREME DEATH

what college you going to?

me: AWESOME SKELETON HELL COLLEGE

gothtot:

When I was like 8 my mom took sims away bc I made girls kiss lmao nice try mom I’m still gay


  • friend: ever since i started having sex i think i might be into super kinky stuff
  • me: oh really like what
  • friend: idk my bf handcuffed me last night
  • me: whoa that really is kinky
  • me internally: weak

jaclcfrost:

jaclcfrost:

[inhales] [exhales] [looks out into the sunset] the sweet smell of not being in high school

[remembers that i have no idea what i want to do for my future] [continues to stare out into the sunset] shit

septetteforadeadprincess:

hotarubot:

how to make ur anime:

(something) no (something)

done now u have an official working title for ur anime

tfw no gf