me: stop being racist please
family: listen… liberal hippie trash ….u dont know anything abotu the world….
i rewatched kiki’s delivery service the other day and got really sad about leaving home and going to college and all those sorts of things i’m a big sappy nerd
person: whats your major?
me: ＥＸＴＲＥＭＥ ＤＥＡＴＨ
what college you going to?
me: ＡＷＥＳＯＭＥ ＳＫＥＬＥＴＯＮ ＨＥＬＬ ＣＯＬＬＥＧＥ
When I was like 8 my mom took sims away bc I made girls kiss lmao nice try mom I’m still gay
- friend: ever since i started having sex i think i might be into super kinky stuff
- me: oh really like what
- friend: idk my bf handcuffed me last night
- me: whoa that really is kinky
- me internally: weak